¨°º¤『✖Me! YaN✖』¤º°¨

2009-08-19T06:52:00.000-07:00

FaIL in relationships~~
PaSS in friendships~~

To Be
OR
NOt To bE~~

LauGHinG on the OuTsiDE
DyIng on the InSidE

To Be
OR
NOt To bE~~

UpDatiNg my blog on the OutSIde
My BloG is DeAD on the InSidE

2009-06-05T09:43:00.000-07:00

aiyai yai~~~

weibin's birthday...
LOL
i duno how start writting..
==

i onli knw on dat day i went curve wif....
erm... let me think first..
haha...
i think is....

GIRLS - me, lishcen, carmen, shirley, oh ya... n my cousin also

BOYS - wai jin, jermin, jimmy, gary, chee leong, weibin, kitson, sheng yuen, n 1 more fellar dunno him de..... LOL..

~~ HERE IS SUM PICS~~
coz i dunno wad 2 post d...
sry..

weibin & jimmy

nameless pic ...

nameless 4 tis pic..lol

sheng yuen.... weibin....gary...UNKNOWN

weibin & sheng yuen

HIS CAKE!!!!!!! haha

haha...WEIBIN got pranked~~

KITSON~~~ shhhh... i wan say his nick name out but im not allowed..haha

HAHAHA

WEIBIN wiping his face.... haha

THE END~~~~~~~~~

KITSON thing...LOL

2009-05-19T00:32:00.000-07:00

I love you with all my
kidney and lungs,

I hate you with all my
shit and pee.......

written by KITSON aka freaking gay "gal"..lol

n i should be studying also... haha...

so cal "advice" from KITSON aka freakin gay guy also~
HAHA

☆ GUD LUCK TO ALL MY FRENS TAT ARE TAKING ANY EXAMS☆

DAMN FUNNY!!!!

2009-04-13T01:15:00.000-07:00

~sex education by PCK~LOL

Chu Kang ( PCK ) explaining sex to Chu Beng's son, Aloysius
.........

Aloy : Why is making love so enjoyable ?

PCK : Aiyah, ah boy, enjolable becaws, same like when you dig your
nose with your finger mah !

Aloy : Do you think women enjoy sex more than men ?

PCK : Of course woman lah ! When you dig dig your nose, your nose
feel better than your finger, right ?

Aloy : Why do women hate it when they get raped ?

PCK : Ai-yah ! Say, you walk along the load, den someone come over
and dig your nose, you like or not ? Ehhh ? Don't pray pray ah !

Aloy : Why is it a woman cannot have sex when she is having her
menses?

PCK : Oy !! If your nose bleeding, you still go and dig meh?? Siow
ah ! Use your blain, use your blainnn .........

Aloy : Why is it most men don't like wearing condoms when they are
making love ?

PCK : Ehhhh, when you dig your nose ah, you like to dig with a
glove on your finger or not ? Not the same shiok feeling mah.
Corlight or not?

Aloy : Why is making love carried out in private ?

PCK : Ah boyyyyy, use your blain, use your blainnnnn ........................... you
go and dig your nose in flont of your whole class izit ?? Stupid
lah!!

Aloy : Wah ...... Uncle Chu Kang, you are very good.

PCK : Aiyah ....... ,' Best in Singapore, JB, some say Batam, and now, the whole world!'
also ah!!!

HAHAH~~~ funny rite??

report card!!!

2009-04-13T00:34:00.000-07:00

☆HELP!!!!☆
i 2moro nid gv bac my report card 2 teacher d!!!
@@'''
☆WAD 2 DO??!☆!
i haven let my parents sign yet...
dun dare let her c....
☆scare she'll eat me up(alive)☆
LOL
☆AHHHH!!!!☆

HOW HOW HOW??!!!
☆WAD shall i do??!!!☆

if dun sign den when next time gt bac report card again....
den my mom will ask y nvr let her sign or c....
☆ALAMAK!!!☆

my results damn ☆HORRIBLE☆ wei!!!

here's my marks 4 every sub...TT

B.I = 84☆
B.M = 48 =.=''
SEJ = 41
GEO = 30
MATH!! = 33
SCIENCE = 29 WTF==
KH = 53
ART = 46
MORAL = 77☆

☆DAMN SPEECHLESS...☆
☆but 4 me☆..
☆normal la.☆
☆HAHAH....xDDD☆

☆bac 2 my prob!!!☆
☆WAD SHALL I DO!!!☆
☆i cant show my mom my results==☆

>>>☆HELP ME PLS☆<<<

TT

promise "KUTU" 2 write...xD

2009-04-13T00:31:00.000-07:00

hmmpp....
.
write wad la...
aiyo....
dunno wad 2 write..
.LOL
u write d i onli write la..
ADUI ka...

....
nvm la...
atleast i wrote sumting..
eventhough it doenst mean anything..
HAHHA.
.
UR TURN 2 WRITE..
.
MUAHHAHA...

xDD

2009-04-10T03:19:00.000-07:00

☆´¨)
. ¸.•´ ¸.•*´¨) ☆.(¯`•.•´¯)
(.¸.•´ (¸.•` ☆ ¤º.`•.¸.•´ ☆ Is JuZ Me xD¸.•*¨)☆☆

3 SEMARAK =.=!

2009-03-12T23:58:00.000-07:00

OMG...
my class damn 9 sux wei....
i mean the teacher tat teach 3 semarak de damn sux!
especially my FORM teacher
N
MY MATH TEACHER!!!!

DAMN SUX i tel u....

anyway...xD
my class quite fun de la...when no teacher tat time la...
haha
but sumtimes BORED LIKE SHIT
dunno wad 2 do la....

study?? NO WAY
slp?? dunno y cant slp
bully ppl?? kesian thm...xD
do hw?? LAGI NO WAY
ponteng?? go whr fist?
lol

reli dunno wad 2 do...
mmg lifeless==

END OF POST..

XDDDDD

My blog is gonna be dead.....

2009-03-12T23:50:00.000-07:00

MY BLOG IS GONNA BE DEAD!!!
lol
damn lazy 2 update my blog wei...
nth 2 post also..
ALAMAK BETUl!!!!

i so long nvr post new thing jor....
DAMN alot of things happen this year..
T.T

4 example....
my phn kena rampas la...
get bac jor...
com cant on la....
nw can jor...
xD

aiyoo....
out of idea wad else==
HAHA....

BTW..
sry 4 those ppl tat keep stalking my blog....
y??
coz IM GONNA POST another new post in a
VERY VERY VERY long time......
MUAHAHAH......

O.o'''...

2008-12-27T21:59:00.000-08:00

wah~.... its been so long since my last updated blog.......
almost 4get i have a blog... LOL...
so since now i rmb i juz post sumting lo.......
which i dunno wad 2 post d...
xD
i think i spend most of my time playing meetoto..
jo intro de....^^

HAIYZ.......
y skul haven start 1??!!!!
adui!!!
wait till gila jor....
hmmm.
nth 2 say d la..........
erm...erm......erm......erm....erm...
thn BB ba...

my horrible holidayz...

2008-12-07T11:00:00.000-08:00

booo......... my holiday gonna end n u knw wad???!! i nvr even go out wif my frenz.... nt even once.... thx 2 my parents... thy dun let me go out weih...... as usual... stuck at home so damn sienx!! suffering la....... HELP ME!!!!! test over jor also cant go anywhr!! T.T....i onli can go out wif my parents.....wtf.... go wif them no fun 1.... memalukan...SHHHH.... i spend almost my WHOLE holiday at home watching tv n on9 onli..... nth else. whr also nvr go...hmmmm.... n wondering wad class i will go next year.. im sure i wont improve d de so i probably goin lower class.... hope the class i go got lots frenx thr.. so can party.hehe.^^ im sure gonna miz 2 NEMESU..... i mean my frenx thr nt those stupid teacher..xD. do i sound mean?? maybe 2 u guys ya but 2 me NO..... haha....but right nw.... wad i reli miz is the day i spend in skul..... afternoon section de... N all my frenx of coz..... i wonder how next year will be.... nid wake up early pula. lazy la.. u guyz knw me la...i think... haha... i also think tats all 4 nw.... so, as sumary this post is juz telling u guyz how horrible/terrible this year holiday has been n kinda abt wad i do or hw i spend my holiday in JAIL..... tats all gua....... c ya... i WAN 2 be ya....

im so mad!!!!!!

2008-11-14T06:04:00.000-08:00

haiyzzz..... 2day im goin malacca.... reli hate goin thr... i reli want 2 go 2 joels party but...... my so cal parents dun let...... wad also dun let.... there's nth they let. nt even once they say yes 2 me.... dunno wad kind of parents r they... i dun even knw if they r reli my parents.....reli mad 2day.....

when i was in the car i nvr say anything..... nt even a single word... i was crying all day. but no1 knws....T.T''' i cry is nt becoz of my so call parents..... i cry becoz of sumting else tht i dun feel like telling......... the whole day i nvr talk.. my so call parents talk 2 me i juz diam onli...... coz i reli reli reli reli damn hate them... i hate them 4ever n ever... theres no such thing call "parents love" in me anymore..... nt anymore.... is... dun even have it once..... the onli thing inside me 2 them is "HATE".... there is nth in this world that i hate more then them.... stupid ppl.... no more mood 2 continue d. so bye......T.T

go back 2 old skul

2008-11-13T03:27:00.000-08:00

whee..... ystd went back sktm... coz got children day... so i wake up at 8 like tat... accually sumone woke me up... ==.... then faster get ready n go le....... when i reach thr i couldn't find jo.... after a while looking 4 them then caarmen called me..ask me whr am i n i said looking 4 u all la.....then walk walk walk then saw the 2 unggul gurl... lolxx... with 1 silent boy.haha....

then go find teacher n ply with those little kids... ply ply ply..... jo suddenly say y time pass so slow 1..... bla bla bla...... then saw wai jin...then lishcen call me ask me whr am i. n i said sktm la......she say she was cuming. so we wait wait wait until dunno how long then only she reach here.....

once she reach here then she nid chao home d... along wif jo.. so i go wif carmen coz i cant follow them... y?? coz no1 fetch me home.... then when go bac leh...carmen mom fetch me bac........ then when reach bac i go tidur again. haha....

~ THE END~

2008-11-13T03:25:00.000-08:00

lolxxx... my bro with 2 box of chocolate as earings....

EXAM IS OVER!!!!!!!!!

2008-11-06T11:23:00.000-08:00

wheeeeee!~~~~~ exam finally over le...... everybody is like cuming out from the jail after dunno how many yearss.. haha...... when exam over kitson shout "OH YES!!!!!!! exam over.." lolx.... after that, he lagi stupid..... say study for PMR which is next year!!!!!! haha.... then i say "study 4 SPM la...." haha... i knw im damn lame....... no nid remind me........

After tat..... the whole class go science lab 2 take next year book.... wah seh.......heavy like hell..... nw i both hand also pain d........ aiyer...... the stupid pengawas give me old books....... yuck.... but lucky i dun use de........ xD..then we go bac class....... n guess wad.....first thing the boys do when they went bac 2 class is read the science book...... inside got those stupid stuff which im gonna learn next year...... shit..... lolx....

Then be4 skul over got 1 announmance telling all the form 2 student not 2 shout once skul is over...... the announmance haven over also start shouting d lo........ aiyo..... lucky teacher is not outside... if nt whole class kena......... hehe....... wheeeee~!!!!

>I LOVE 2 NEMESU<> I WISH TIME DOESN'T PASS SO FAST<~~HAIYZ~~

2008-11-06T11:07:00.000-08:00

Rules & Regulations:
-do not copy answers
-the tag questions must be 100% the same
-tag people after doing tag
-no tagging back

Hu do u wan to Tag?
1. Camey
2. Shirley
3. Jermin
4. Wai Jin
5. David
6. Lishcen
7. Xian Yang
8. Jo Tan
9. Sean

How u noe 1?
4got la...i think is by jo tan gua...

wat would u do if u nvr meet 2?
then i got no mother. lolxx..

wat would u do if 3 & 4 dated u?
ltr EH HEM kill me......

would 5 & 6 make a gud couple?
of coZ la

Do u noe anything about 8’s family?
erm.... a little.... but lazy type....

Tell me sumthing about 9
his fat.lolx..... funny n his kinda a guy tat veri easy get bully de.....haha

wat is 1’s fav past time?
mana saya tau ni........aiyo

wat language does 2 speaks?
2 ah??? english tats a duh.... chinese also....n duno wad else le...... oh ya.... n shes improving on her cantonese..... suprising........ xDDDDD

who is 3 going out with?
aiyaa..... no nid ask la..... of coz EH HEM la.

how old is 4?
same age la.....

when was the last time u talked to 5?
thousand years ago...zzz

who is 6 fav singer?
edited ir lovebug gua......

would u date 7?
SWT!!!!!!!! u say leh.......

wat is 9 last name?
lim dunno wad.......hehe

would u consider being in a relationship with 1?
dun think so....

wat do u like about 3?
erm......... EH HEM gua.......muahhahaha

stupid bee n cetipede

2008-10-18T12:47:00.000-07:00

guess wad i run in to 2day.....lolxx.. when i woke up once i open my door then i reli reli huge bee flew 2 me then i run 2 the toilet 2 hide....haha.. then when i cum out from the toilet i nvr see the bee d...... i damn happy but a few second ltr that stupid bee fly in from the toilet window pulak..... ok fine... then i dun care... after tat i went downstairs n told my bro... he took the mosquito spray n wanted 2 spray the bee but he more scare than me.....damn zha dou.....hero 2 zero....lolxxx.... after 2 hour sumting i went up again... the bee was gone..... then when 9 sumting i went bathing n guess wad i saw in my room...... i saw a cetipede.... not reli big but not reli small...... yuck.... i ask my father 2 kill it n my father scolded me stupid pulak... so i juz kill it myself..... haiyzzz..... swt la... wad a stupid day.... lolxx... tats all....

another post. yau za..

2008-10-16T12:02:00.000-07:00

1.If your lover betrayed you, what will your reaction be?
i will act nth n play him bac.... muahaha

2. If you can have a dream to come true, what would it be?
haven reli thought of it...hmmm.... guess is hope all my fren will get wad they wan.....

3. Whose butt would you like to kick?
my family's 1......!!!!! 100% them!!!!!

4. What would you do with a billion dollars?
buy reload card!!!!! hahaha!!

5. Will you fall in love with your best friend?
depends....

6. Which is more blessed, loving someone or being loved by someone?
i think is being loved by sumone lo.

7. How long do you intend to wait for someone you really love?
depends also... but most probably longest is 4ever or at least 4 years.......

8. If the person you secretly like is already attached, what would you do?
ermm..... not sure.......^^

9.If you like to act with someone, who will it be?your gf/bf or an actress/actor?
act wad first. if bithcy then frens. hehe.......

10. Will you invite for ex bf/gf to your wedding dinner?
of coz will la..y not??

11. How would you see yourself in ten years time?
lonely maybe........ old duh....

12. What's your fear?Get hurt by sumone?
when teacher call my gila mother.... n tat also..

13. What kind of person do you think the person who tagged you is?
i guess it would be reli care bout me de......... guess onli........

14. Would you rather be single and rich or married but poor?
married but poor......... coz got love n happiness....

15. LOVE or MONEY?
love la.....!

16. Would you give all in a relationship?
see first...lolxx..

17. If you fall in love with two people simultaneously, who would you pick?
i will pick the 1 that love me more than i do n love me 4 the way i am........

18. Would you forgive and forget no matter how horrible a thing that someone has done?
erm......... if tat sumone is my fren then 99% yes.......

19. Do you prefer being single or having a relationship?
no idea......must see.........

20. Who do you want to tag?
~jo tan
~carmen
~shirley
~sean
~camey

Tagggggggg!!.... ur it...

2008-10-15T11:21:00.000-07:00

1)Do you think you're hot?
erm.... not gonna happen..

2)Upload your favourite picture of you !
u wish!!.. lolx... jk

3)Why do you lik that picture?
zzzz... no pic how 2 like..haha

4)When was de last time you ate PIZZA?
last generation gua.... hehe

5)The last song you listen to?
operator,the line is dead..........tat song is old but nice......

6)What are you doing ryte now besides this?
does typing counts??

7)What name could u prefer besides yours?
any name also can.. as long as its not CHAR SIEW then can d....xDDDDDD!!

ppl to tagged~
1.Jo Tan
2.Carmen
3.Jermin
4.Lishcen
5.David

8)Hu is Number 1?
Jo Tan la....... haha...

9)Number 3 having relation ship wif?
EHEM!!!!

10)Say sumtin bout number 5?
he ah... lolx... 2 words. gud guy...

11)How bout number 4?
ermm.... dun say better... scare i say wrong things..hehe....shhh!!!!

12)Hu is number 2?
carmen??.....zzz......got name thr still ask... zha dou.....

lolxx.. first tag...

2008-10-15T10:44:00.000-07:00

6 people to tag-
~carmen
~jo tan
~lishcen
~camey
~shirley
~no idea

6 non-living things/living things I'm passionate about-
~Handphone
~computer
~games..of coz..
~fashion... thts a must... haha
~animals.... esspecially puppies!!
~being crazy...

6 things I say too often-
~swt!!!
~haha..
~lolx
~zha dou
~u go die
~aaaa...

6 books I've read recently-
...all my ans is....NONE!!

6 songs I can listen to again and again-
~4ever
~the best you've never had
~the best damn thing
~crush
~operator,the line is dead
~way back into love

6 things learnt in past year-
~improve my style of pok zui
~die
~bully ppl.. xD
~scold bac my parents tat i HATE
~run away when my younger bro is near me... muahahaha
~cook...

yea!!!!!!!

2008-10-14T20:25:00.000-07:00

yes yes yes!!!! no nid go skul d!!!! my mother finally let d!!!!! first she dun let de... then 2day i call dunno how many times kacau her until she geram d onli let.. hehe.. muahahaha.... but i ytd so the geo project do until midnight then now say nvr go skul.... haha.. hu cares... at least no nid bored to death in skul...if got fren go then nvm la i go la... 1day no1 goin.. onli a few....sry shirley...cant teman u le.... hmm... sry kit n weibin also.. cant go curve wif u guys.. coz i'm dead if my mom find out that i go out.. N kit.. congratz u... u finally got ur own phn 2 use..xDD.!~~

swt!!!...

2008-10-14T19:10:00.000-07:00

lol.... i go read jo n carmen blog... guess wad they wrote at the tag thr.... haha.... jo say i bitch... carmen pulak..... say i bitch n also the banker..... sei yan tau carmen n jo.. hehe.. jk jk... damn sien ler... yerrr.. 2moro got skul... so far i onli knw 2 ppl that i knw is goin onli... sumore their in another class...=(.. stupid mother la.... ask me go...i say no1 not gonna study also say go.. she say no1 then i study alone in my class.. more gud... zha dou... haha..man i hate her...

stupid cousin...

2008-10-02T06:02:00.000-07:00

haiyzzzz..... at malacca today le.... so geram. all thx 2 my BELOVED cousin (LEE YU MUN) fuck tub man.. stupid fat asshole.yerrrrrrrrr.....damn angry..... this is wad happen..... all i do was juz said the word " ma hai" by ACCIDENT...... then she wanna go tell my BELOVED mother d...wtf is wrong wif her man......... thought she very pretty.. alot of fren... very big..swt..size big then got la... chi bai betul.... go die la.... see her then wan vomit d..yish... shes the BEST cousin i tell u guys.....asss....

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2008-09-28T12:24:00.000-07:00

2008-09-28T12:20:00.000-07:00

muass n jossss

2008-09-28T12:17:00.000-07:00

me...

picss.... me n zoe..

2008-09-28T12:15:00.001-07:00