DAMN FUNNY!!!!

~sex education by PCK~LOL


Chu Kang ( PCK ) explaining sex to Chu Beng's son, Aloysius
.........


Aloy : Why is making love so enjoyable ?

PCK : Aiyah, ah boy, enjolable becaws, same like when you dig your
nose with your finger mah !

Aloy : Do you think women enjoy sex more than men ?

PCK : Of course woman lah ! When you dig dig your nose, your nose
feel better than your finger, right ?

Aloy : Why do women hate it when they get raped ?

PCK : Ai-yah ! Say, you walk along the load, den someone come over
and dig your nose, you like or not ? Ehhh ? Don't pray pray ah !

Aloy : Why is it a woman cannot have sex when she is having her
menses?

PCK : Oy !! If your nose bleeding, you still go and dig meh?? Siow
ah ! Use your blain, use your blainnn .........

Aloy : Why is it most men don't like wearing condoms when they are
making love ?

PCK : Ehhhh, when you dig your nose ah, you like to dig with a
glove on your finger or not ? Not the same shiok feeling mah.
Corlight or not?

Aloy : Why is making love carried out in private ?

PCK : Ah boyyyyy, use your blain, use your blainnnnn ........................... you
go and dig your nose in flont of your whole class izit ?? Stupid
lah!!

Aloy : Wah ...... Uncle Chu Kang, you are very good.

PCK : Aiyah ....... ,' Best in Singapore, JB, some say Batam, and now, the whole world!'
also ah!!!


HAHAH~~~ funny rite??

report card!!!

☆HELP!!!!☆
i 2moro nid gv bac my report card 2 teacher d!!!
@@'''
☆WAD 2 DO??!☆!
i haven let my parents sign yet...
dun dare let her c....
☆scare she'll eat me up(alive)☆
LOL
☆AHHHH!!!!☆

HOW HOW HOW??!!!
☆WAD shall i do??!!!☆

if dun sign den when next time gt bac report card again....
den my mom will ask y nvr let her sign or c....
☆ALAMAK!!!☆

my results damn ☆HORRIBLE☆ wei!!!

here's my marks 4 every sub...TT

B.I = 84☆
B.M = 48 =.=''
SEJ = 41
GEO = 30
MATH!! = 33
SCIENCE = 29 WTF==
KH = 53
ART = 46
MORAL = 77☆

☆DAMN SPEECHLESS...☆
☆but 4 me☆..
☆normal la.☆
☆HAHAH....xDDD☆

☆bac 2 my prob!!!☆
☆WAD SHALL I DO!!!☆
☆i cant show my mom my results==☆

>>>☆HELP ME PLS☆<<<

TT

promise "KUTU" 2 write...xD

hmmpp....
.
write wad la...
aiyo....
dunno wad 2 write..
.LOL
u write d i onli write la..
ADUI ka...

....
nvm la...
atleast i wrote sumting..
eventhough it doenst mean anything..
HAHHA.
.
UR TURN 2 WRITE..
.
MUAHHAHA...

xDD

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